we're the barber-bot quartet
from outerspace
we have come to teach
the human race
all about the customs 
of our home place
the barber-bot quartet
the barber-bot quartet
the barber-bot quartet from outerspace

we do not fight
as you can see
we live in peace
and harmony
a robot smile on
on every face
the barber-bot quartet
the barber-bot quartet
the barber-bot quartet from outerspace

we're happy to
perform for you
'cause that's what we
were programmed to do
but now we must
leave this place
because we must return
because we must return
because we must return to outerspace

we're the barber-bot quartet
the barber-bot quartet
the barber-bot quartet from outerspace